The Kids Choice Awards is hosted annually by the children's television network Nickelodeon, and therefore why it had never occurred to me to be on the lookout for celebrities donned in risque outfits while walking the orange carpet. I mean who thought an awards show where slime pours out onto the stage could host the same wardrobe malfunctions as an event where people drink beer and commercials use sex to sell their products?

When I initially saw Rihanna’s award show ensemble I thought, "OK, the turquoise nails, polka-dot corset top, and baggy pants may be pushing it. But hey, give the girl a break—she's young and hot, she could pull it off."

Then when I saw that "the girls" couldn't fill out the already-questionable top, I wondered, "What's she thinking!?" Who dressed this girl in this ill-fitting outfit? After careful view of several photos of the singer in this ensemble, it's evident that the corset is too big for her bust, and the youngsters watching the program almost got a glimpse of Rihanna's nipple!

Rihanna, have you learned nothing from that Janet Jackson fiasco? When it comes to risque outfits, please do stop the music!

-Rachel Kent